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I know a story about a new married couple. In the Honeymoon suite, he takes his trousers off and says to her "put these on". So the wife tries, but they're far too big. "I can't wear these" she says. "Yeah, so remember who wears the pants in this marriage" says the husband.
She then throws her knickers at him and says "put them on". He says "I can't get in your knickers". So the wife says "Yeah, and thats the way it's gonna be until you change your attitude"